Pretty Foots

This girl used to tell me that I had great feet and over time she convinced me that she was right all along. If you look at them the toes are a good length and width, not long, skinny, and nasty like fingers and not short and stuby like....... like..... my wife's toes? They are the perfect balance of still being manly but not too manly, there is barely any hair on them at all. There are some veins that make them look tough too though so you can tell they are man feet. Most men have Sasquatch feet. If you are a man and are shaving your feet down, that can't be good. (Speaking of Sasquatch, these ads are very funny).



I really thought about trying to be a foot model. At the time it was the mid 90's and Birkentstocks had taken the world by storm. I soon decided that A. I don't know how you go about being a foor model, sounds like a lot of work. And B. I don't treat my feet like a foot model would or should. I never wear shoes but to church and work, I love to go everywhere in just my bare feet. If a person could get paid for walking on black tar roads in the middle of summer in 110 degree heat then I would be set, the heat does not really phase the feet (a little poem). Yet my feet are still surprisingly soft. My feet never smell, they are as amazing as you are thinking that they are.



The only real problem with my feet is the toenails. My toenails are still very attractive but they are attached to my toe all the way up to the top of the toe. This may look great and attractive and prevent ingrown toenails but it also makes it so I can't cut my toenails too short or I will be into the skin in no time. My wife is constantly on me about cutting my toenails but they are attached so high and I can only cut them a little at a time and they grow out so quickly. I barely shower every other day, I refuse to cut my toenails more often than I shower.

So enjoy. If any of you know any foot model talent agents, please pass this picture on to them (notice the golf sock tan). Thanks.